Al Qaeda Disbands; Says Job of Destroying U.S. Economy Now in Congress’s Hands

Al Qaeda Disbands; Says Job of Destroying U.S. Economy Now in Congress’s Hands
Posted by Andy Borowitz 

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—

The international terror group known as Al Qaeda announced its dissolution today, saying that “our mission of destroying the American economy is now in the capable hands of the U.S. Congress.

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