FOX U.S. Open Coverage Takes Time Out To Glorify How Fucked Up Carmel Is

FOX U.S. Open Coverage Takes Time Out To Glorify How Fucked Up Carmel Is: Yesterday Gary Woodland and his MAGA-friendly spikes held off golfing Terminator Brooks Koepka and won the U.S. Open. It was a classic example of a formerly unknown player revealing himself as a bloodless, stress-proof killer over the course and spending four days fending off all comers for a first major win that will later prove either fluky or a portent of more to come. I don’t know which it will be, and frankly I don’t give a crap. I don’t want to talk about how Woodland doggedly tore through a back nine that gave top players fits. Nor do I want to talk about how he was able to land his approach shots with so much spin that the ball seemed to be yanked toward the hole on a string.