March 31, 2014
Sheldon Adelson Says No Republican Candidate Worth Buying
Posted by Andy Borowitz
LAS VEGAS (The Borowitz Report)—The
casino billionaire and Republican kingmaker Sheldon Adelson met several
2016 G.O.P. candidates available for purchase over the weekend, but
decided to buy none of them, Adelson confirmed today.
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