Cheney's Kettle Logic

Cheney's Kettle Logic
By David Swanson
http://www.democrats.com/cheneys-kettle-logic

Sigmund Freud once mentioned the defense offered by a man who was accused by his neighbor of having returned a kettle in a damaged condition. In the first place, he had returned the kettle undamaged; in the second place it already had holes in it when he borrowed it; and in the third place, he had never borrowed it at all.