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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

The Devil has a New Scheme

The Devil has a New Scheme

According to old legends, the Devil use to tempt violinists into selling their soul for the ability to play the violin with great skill.

The violinist Paganini was said the have not only sold his soul, but actually had the Devil stand beside him to direct his arm movements.


Paganini discovered that having the Devil on your side was exciting to women.


Not only is "Steve Jobs" another name for the Devil, but he now reveals his latest scheme to trap millions of souls in Hell. No more retail purchase of violinist souls one at a time, when iPads can be mass marketed.

It all gives Black Rriday a new meaning.


God's only hope is that "Steve Jobs" has not suggested that owning an iPad will make men more attractive to women.

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I couldn't resist posting this. Bravo Charles Barton.

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